Amazon Queen

What a treat to have my very own day. Today my name was Amazon Queen, who knows or cares about tomorrow. It’s been tough doing whatever anyone else wants but I drove today and I drove em hard. I guess I like my vacation days just like I like my men, long and hard. Enough of that.

I sent Carol and Valora out early so I could sleep in until 11. Not sure where they went but when they came back they seemed satisfied and relaxed. We made up for the late start with plenty of activity for the rest of the day.

I had heard of an amusement park that was supposed to be close by so I had the girls make the trip. It was totally worth it with lots of great rides and everyone loved it, I’m sure.

Stopped at a great fast food place on the way back to the room and couldn’t believe it when they had chocolate covered fries. I never thought I would see my two favorite foods in one dish but here it was in the most unsuspecting place. It truly was my day.

Got back to the resort and gave the girls 30 minutes to rest and enjoy the sun before we headed back out for some wine and dancing.

The wine bar / disco / hacienda we found was great. The wine was good (and cheap) and the music didn’t hurt your ears. The only men that were around were older, boring and shitty dancers. There are enough of those in Anacortes so we all just drank and danced together. Is it wrong that I had such a good time dancing with women? I don’t think so, I think it was the wine.

We left the wine bar / disco / hacienda around 1:00 am, picked up some more wine on the way home and watched back episodes of The Amazing Race with Spanish over voices until about 3:00 am.

What a perfect day.